Friday, August 3, 2007

Not only is Brady Quinn a massive douche, he's also an idiot

So, Calvin Johnson has signed with the Lions and Levi Brown with the Cardinals.

7th Floor Crew alum Jon Beason is still unsigned with the Panthers. Whatever.

Now that Johnson has signed, there is a good chance that JaMarcus Russell will soon come to terms with the Raiders. Even if he doesn't, the recent addition of Daunte Culpepper mitigates the damage. It's probably for the best that Russell isn't thrown to the Wolves right away anyhow. Let Daunte absorb the punishment behind that shitty ass O-Line for a while. Things with Russell will work out.

But Brady Quinn? Brady Quinn is living up to his potential as the biggest douche in pro sports. He was the dominant D-bag in college football for four years--and impressive career of collegiate douchebaggery to be sure. But he's taking to another level in the pros. To wit:

-the AJ Hawk wedding. Enough Said.
-Men's Health pictures. Uh...
-he showed up at the Browns spring camp and sucked big floppy donkey dick. No accuracy (the biggest knock on him coming into the league)
-decided to charge excited Browns fans $75 a pop for autographs. Major dick move.

-Now, he is holding out, totally butt hurt about the fact that the Browns stopped his humiliating draft slide at # 22--and want to pay his sorry ass at the 22 slot level. The horror! BQ (as we here at PGD so derisively call him) feels that he should have been top 10, so he should be paid top 10 money. Uh, no asshole, that's not how it works.

Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson are decent quarterbacks, but Quinn would have had a strong chance at starting from day one had he wiped the sand from his Vag and reported on time to camp, signed and ready to play. As his holdout drags on, the already shaky level of respect he had from his teammates is dropping by the minute.

I think there is a good chance he will have lost any chance he had to effectively lead that team this season by the time he get his dumbass in camp. It's a shame, too, because the Browns finally have a solid O-Line in place, along with some decent weapons. At this point, Quinn is not the steal of the draft some thought he would be. He's a huge bust. It's going to hurt Cleveland a lot of he ends up sucking as much as I think he well - and then the Cowboys snag Darren McFadden next year. Ouch.

So good luck, Browns fans. Most of you are good people. You certainly don't deserve this shit. I was pretty stunned when the Fins passed on BQ on draft day. Now, no matter how Tedd Ginn turns out, I'm thrilled they did so.

In short, fuck Brady Quinn--Shitty QB, legendary douche.

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