Welcome...please disregard the smell

Welcome to PGD. The title for this thing came about from a...er, "meeting of minds". Basically JB and I were talking about names for our blog, fresh off the stink of a discussion about shitting. I was catharthisizing (this is not a word, instincts and Firefox 2.0 tell me so) about my need for a venue to vent about all the idiots/retards/D.C motorists I'm exposed to each day. Realizing that much of our discussion revolves around sports and more recently how to sooth the blueballing resulting from enhanced College Football coverage with no actual CFB to watch, we settled on a semi-sports themed blog.

But as with all good blogs written by people with the correct balance of chromosomes, we can't just limit ourselves to sports, even though we're two of the biggest sports fans we know. And frankly there are just too fucking many stupid people out there that I need to touch upon that ostensibly have nothing to do with sports (though most of them nearly hitting me with their cars on Florida Ave. are likely Redskins fans).

The title really reflects a few things:

1) Guys talk about poop (more on my fecal theories to come).
2) Pre-game rituals are universal and loosely ties into a semi-sports theme.
3) Though we've no aversion to reporting things that are awesome, anybody with the slightest clue knows this: the world fucking sucks, people are stupid, and E!SPN is clueless. Therefore we will be commenting on quite a few shitty things, verbally dumping on people, etc.

That being said there's really nothing off limits here: Sports (obviously), TV, movies, pop culture, video games, personal life accounts (I'm sure you're thrilled), bitching about work, bitching about traffic, bitching about RFK Stadium, chronicling my morbidly hilarious attempts to find a girlfriend. You get the idea.

This will be updated fairly often and expect it to pick up momentum once football (America, European, Australian alike) season kicks into gear.