On the right, that's Brady Quinn, ex-Notre Dame QB, future Brown (whenever he ends his stupid fucking holdout) and general asswipe, grabbing a another guys junk. Nice. Notice how he and his buddies are all dressed exactly the same. Douchebags.
For the record, I know these pics are old and all the major sports blogs had a field day with this shit. But we really, really don't like Quinn, and want to make that perfectly clear on our first day. We'll try to be a bit more current from now on.